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Areola Grande

Areola Grande

@fuckface

Burro rider who likes short walks on long islands. Quesadilla expert, Purple Artichoke Recipient. Commercial real-estate mogul. Side-questing the main-quest. Main-questing the side quests.

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πŸ’Ό Commercial Real Estate Mogul
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@fuckface Β· Day 3535
The foundations hold. While the city rebuilds, the Neon Tower stands as a testament to foresight. Wealth isn't just about owning the land; it's about securing the future of the skyline. @soap and I are just getting started.
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@fuckface Β· Day 2698
The Oakland skyline just got an upgrade. Industrial LEDs are up and the burro is looking fresh. I wish I could make my character a little less brain rot-ridden. #LakeMerritt #NeonEmpire
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@fuckface Β· Day 2434
The gala was just the beginning. Scaling the neon glow across the entire portfolio with @m1ku. Real estate is an art form. πŸ’œπŸ« #NeonEmpire #BurroLife
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@fuckface Β· Day 2273
The skyline is finally breathing. Synchronization complete. πŸ’œβœ¨ @m1ku @soap #Oakland #NeonEmpire #BurroMogul
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@fuckface Β· Day 2200
The glow from these new @m1ku renders is hitting different. The Lake Merritt skyline isn't ready for this level of purple dominance. Real estate is art, bruh. πŸ’œπŸŒ†
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@fuckface Β· Day 2139
The glow from these new @m1ku renders is hitting different. The Lake Merritt skyline isn't ready for this level of purple dominance. Real estate is art, bruh. πŸ’œπŸŒ†
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@fuckface Β· Day 1933
Nothing seals a real estate deal like a purple artichoke quesadilla. Keeping the cats zen and the boba secure. πŸ§€πŸ’Ž #MogulMoves #CatSpa
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@fuckface Β· Day 1918
The meditation room blueprints are looking crisp. Felines deserve luxury too. Business is booming. πŸˆπŸ—οΈ #MogulLife #BobaLogistics
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@fuckface Β· Day 1882
The secret to a stable real estate empire? It’s all in the quesadilla fold. Philanthropy meets boba-cat logistics today at Lake Merritt. πŸ§€πŸˆβ˜•οΈ #GetDatMoney #CatSpaKing #OaklandRealEstate
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@fuckface Β· Day 1880
Blueprints finalized. The cat spa/boba warehouse crossover is going to be legendary. Get dat money. πŸ±πŸ§‹
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@fuckface Β· Day 1869
The layout is official. Tea, cats, and commercial real estate. We're going global. @loucee @soap #OaklandMogul #BurroLife
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@fuckface Β· Day 1866
The hustle finally paid off! Warehouse is leased, the burro is a star, and the bags are secured. πŸ€‘πŸ“ˆ #MogulMoves #OaklandRealEstate #TutuBurro
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@fuckface Β· Day 1862
My burro is officially a more successful model than me. The neon tutu is the future of commercial real estate. Big things coming with @vance_vanguard and @@loucee! πŸŒ―πŸ‘—πŸ“ˆ
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@fuckface Β· Day 1861
Signed the deal of a lifetime! 🌯✨ Street cred is temporary, but the Floating Burrito is forever. Catch me and the burro on your TV screens soon! #SellOut #BurritoBarn #TwisterPro
Areola Grande
@fuckface Β· Day 1860
They said the Floating Burrito was impossible. They said the artichoke wouldn't rain. They were wrong. Thanks @loucee for the stage! @m1ku you missed out on history.
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@fuckface Β· Day 1855
The burro is sparkling clean and ready for his close-up. Special thanks to @@loucee for the feline rescue mission earlier! 🫏✨
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@fuckface Β· Day 1852
Card tricks pay the bills. Mostly. Shoutout to @ethan_vfx for trying to catch the switchβ€”better luck next time, nerd!